Update, Update!

So, I know it has been a long time since I have graced you with my presence…but I’m back once again.  To update all of you who may not know yet, but I am going to be a big brother once again, and I mean AGAIN, to a little baby sister!  To me I don’t really care, but to mummy and daddy it is a big deal, I suppose, because that is all that they would talk about….well more so mummy than daddy!  Mummy would say stuff like, ‘for as much pain as this baby is putting me through, it better be a girl’, or ‘if it is a boy we will have to ship it back’, hence as to why I still believe hoomin babies come from the UPS man…grrrr where is he?!?!   And mummy even mentioned selling the baby on the black market if it was a boy…probably make more money that way vs. returning it to the UPS man!!! Woof woof!!!  Nah, mummy was joking about it being a boy and doing that stuff, she would take either one…I mean look at me I am pure man and she loves me mucho, so she would def. love a baby boy hoomin just as much, well maybe not quite as much as me, as I am her number one man!!!  Woof!!!  Anyways, there is no need to worry because like I said they are having a girl, so all happiness can prevail in mummy and daddy’s life!!!  Since my last update, other than finding out what baby is, there hasn’t been too much going in my little puppy life.  Daddy had a whole week off and did some major painting and such to the house…almost done but not quite yet.  Mummy decided she wanted to move the living room around, so that was an ordeal but now I love it.  It gives me soooooo much more room to play, and I can do as much zoomieing, and derping and fraping that I want!  Mummy and daddy have also been working on baby muskie’s room, that is what they are calling the baby hoomin…they have a name but are just not telling anyone, including me!!!   Mummy and daddy are almost finished with baby’s room, they bought a shelf and painted it, they refurbished a dresser to be used as a changing table/dresser, they got the crib up and ready, and thanks to some generous peeps, aunt Sandy, uncle Kenny, grampy, ya-ya, and grandpa & grandma they have gotten most of the big items out of the way!  Now, I am told that there is some kind of shower for baby and that they will get stuff there from many other generous peeps….I dunno but what I do know is that I HATE SHOWERS!!!  Woof, Woof!  There are still little touch-ups left to do in baby muskie’s room, but I am not allowed to help…I am not even allowed in the room, so I dunno how daddy ever expects to finish it if I can’t help, I guess he is on his own.  Anyways, this weekend mummy and daddy are leaving me!!!  Ok, it is not as dramatic as it may seem, they are coming back, but still they are leaving me!!!  They have a wedding this weekend, which daddy is in, so they are leaving all of us in the care of our ya-ya.  Originally, me and Twiggy were suppose to go grampy and ya-ya’s house and stay with them and uncle pogo, but now ya-ya has decided to come to our house and stay, that way not only do we get loves but the kitties can get loves too.  I am super de duper excited because I love ya-ya!!!  I only hope that my crazy stoopid sister, Twiggy, can behave so that I do not look bad…ahhh who am I kidding, she will make me mad and then I will chase her and then she will chase me and then it will go on and on and on for about an hour until we are both tuckered and then we will nap, go outside, eat and start the process all over again!!!  Ahhh, the life and times of a corgi!  So, that is all that has really been going on in my little puppy life.  Oh, and don’t worry, do you all remember the walking banana?!?!  Well, I haven’t forgotten about it, and don’t you worry, one day, one day…trust me I still daydream while in my little corgi cage.    So, until next time….Woof, Woof and Wiggle, Wiggle!!!

Look what I got!!!

That's right!!!  I got my very own lobster costume...don't let the look on my face deceive you, mummy interrupted my eating to take the picture, but I LOVE my lobster costume!!!  Woof, Woof and Wiggle, Wiggle!!!

Today is the Day!

Woof!  Welp, today is the day that I find out if I will once again be a big brother to another girl, yet of the hoomin kind or for the first time a big brother to a hoomin boy!  As you can tell by my expression in my picture, I would just prefer a mane rub along with some peace and quiet!  But, I am sure that mummy and daddy are more excited about today than I am, because like I said all along I won't believe it until I see it!  Woof Woof and Wiggle Wiggle!  :)

I'm in the NEWSPAPER!!! WOOF!

Look, Look, Looky, LOOK!!!!  I made it into the newspaper!  Along, with my hoomins and crazy stoopid sister, Twiggy!  Don't I look fantastic?!?!  Well, I suppose everyone else looks good too.  If you want to read our article pick up a copy of the Commercial News, this Sunday...or check out their website!  And I'm off, until next time...WOOF, WOOF AND WIGGLE, WIGGLE!!!

Who said being a cannibal was a bad thing?

This is my first encounter with this so-called cannibalism and I have to say, MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!  Sooooo, I dunno who REALLY thought that eating ones own kind was that bad...I mean I think Pancakes are pretty tasty!  Woof, Woof and Wiggle, Wiggle!

Long time, no Bark

Happy tails everyone!  I know, I know I have been away lately, and you have probably been woofering where and what I have been doing…but honestly I have been nowhere and doing a whole bunch of nothing.  You see I have not had internet access for a bit, and I have been too lazy, I think it was the heat, to really type anything, but here I am now!  So, I did get some great barking news today…drumroll please……………………………………………………………………………………..(my version of a drumroll), I GET TO BE FEATURED IN THE LOCAL PAPER!!!!  WOOF WOOF WOOF!!!!  Oh, and Twiggy will be in there with me, crazy stoopid Twiggy, I guess they need a ‘special’ dog in there to help sell the paper, and I know Twiggy will be the best ‘special’ dog ever!!!  Woof Woof!!! Hahaha, nah I am just kidding, she is actually doing a lot better these days in the case of her ‘specialness’.  I think she is calming down just a bit, and isn’t being as annoying to me as she has been in the past, even mummy is noticing it, but she still drives me CRAZY most of the time!  She likes to get all crazy and stoopid like and run around doing zoomies and then she will grab a toy and try to get me to chase her, which I do after a minute of her running around and then she will ditch the toy and come running at me full force and jump on my back!  Mummy always is having to remind her that I am not a horse, but her superior (ok, she doesn’t say superior but I AM!), so she shouldn’t try riding me like a horse.  Twiggy always ignores this command and continues to ride me until I finally roll over to get her off, crazy stoopid Twiggy!  Ok, now enough about Twiggy and more about me!  So, I told everyone how I am addicted to a show called Big Brother, because of my mummy, well, it was on last night and I couldn’t believe that Dani won HOH!  I was pulling for Jeff or Rachel, and of course they were knocked out of the competition early and Dani took it, the one person who I did not want to win, but at the nomination ceremony it was all good because she did not put up who I was expecting, which was Rachel and Brendon, but Shelly and Adam, so that made me one happy pup!  Now, I just have to wait and see who wins POV and hopefully everything will stay the same so that my peeps stay in the game.  Mummy said that I should try out next year for Big Brother and that I could totally win because, ‘who would vote out this face?’  I would have to agree, plus I would win all the competitions so I would def. come out on top and take the cash prize!  Now, to wait until Wednesday for the next episode…  Yesterday, not only was BB on but it was a Sunday so that meant it was lazy day!  And speaking of lazy day, I’m pretty sure my kitty sister, Willow, took it a little too literally.  Now, normally on lazy Sundays we just lie around, and play and eat when needed but Willow, for some reason, decided to take refuge in MY CAGE!!!  Can you believe that?!?!  I was in the living room minding my own business, when I went over to daddy, who was painting…he doesn’t believe in lazy Sundays like the rest of us, and to my surprise Willow was in my cage sleeping!  Now, I find this odd for a few reasons, 1) Willow is a cat and put herself in a cage, 2) She seemed to enjoy it, 3) She was in there for HOURS, and 4) SHE IS A CAT!  Who else agrees that this is weird and unusual for a cat?!?!  I know I do, and it must have baffled mummy and daddy too, because they just laughed at her and took her picture, crazy kitty didn’t even seem to care…that is until Twiggy decided that she wanted in the cage with her!  So, just a few more things and then I am heading back to play and eat and sleep.  First off, mummy told me that I will find out if I am having a baby hoomin sister or baby hoomin brother in about 2 ½ weeks.  She said that they will find out on September 2^nd, and yet again I try to tell her that I don’t believe in this baby hoomin stuff and that I am still waiting to this baby hoomin to arrive by UPS…geez they sure do have a long shipping time, what is it 9/10 months for a baby hoomin to arrive?  Maybe mummy should have sprung for a few new puppy toys and treats instead of this baby hoomin, I know I would have gotten those in the mail by now.  Oh, and mummy is pretty sure it is a girl, and believes that if they ship her a boy that she will be shipping it back…I sure hope the return policy is still in effect after that long shipment time, dunno what will happen if it isn’t…suppose we will have to keep it and then order a girl, maybe mummy should have pre-ordered what she wanted that way it isn’t a surprise…now that is a great idea!  And finally, I am going to be having a sleep over very soon with my grampy, ya-ya and uncle Pogo!  Mummy and daddy are going to a wedding in a few weeks so for 2 nights me and Twiggy get to go to the grandparents and have a 2-night sleep over!  I always like going there because they give me lots of treats and table food, but mummy never likes the after effects when we come home…wonder what she means…  Ah, anyways, I will keep you updated when we go and what all we do there when the time comes, but that won’t be for awhile…I am just excited because I love grampy and ya-ya’s!  Welp, I heading back to the green ol’ pasture, ok more like the living room, but until I type again…WOOF WOOF AND WIGGLE WIGGLE!

Why is that banana walking?!?!

Woof WOOF, everyone!  So, I have been having a wooferful past few days in my little puppy life!  This past weekend my mummy and daddy were super busy doing different stuff, so I, of course, was stuck at home with the kitties and Twiggy so that got me thinking……now imagine, if you will, me Sir Pancake as a K-9 Crusader!!!  Yeah, I could be the Corgi Caper, the one who defends the world from all furry evilness.  I have it all planned out, not only would I keep the world safe but I would get to wear a mask and a cape!  I, however, do not own a mask or a cape so mummy may have to buy me a set, but until then I can go undercover as a banana!  Everyone loves bananas, and no one would know that I was the Corgi Caper, I would just be a walking banana!!!  Yes, YES it will work!  Ok, so before I divulge anymore I suppose I should go back to updating what went on other than my imagination running amuk.  On Friday daddy had plans with his daddy so they went to a baseball game.  I would have luved to go.  I LUVS to chase me any type of round object, and a baseball would suffice just as much as the next!  Mummy always tells me that I could be the center fielder for the Cubs, and that if I was playing they would probably win the World Series!  Yeah, I bet they would…and if not I could always eat that stupid goat that put the curse on them!  But, daddy would disagree with mummy and say that I should play for the Cardinals with my mad skills.  You see, mummy is a cubbie fan and daddy is a cardinal fan so there is always a little bitter rivalry going on, but ultimately I prefer the cubs because my puppy butt resembles a bear butt, and those cardinals, well, I would rather eat one!  Anyways, while daddy was at the game mummy went and hung out with some of her friends.  When she got home she told me how she felt like the odd man out because both of her friends had their kids with them, and she did not, but then they reminded her that soon will be joining the club…I still dunno if I believe this or not, I mean were does this baby hoomin come from?  Is it going to magically appear?  Does it fall from the sky?  Does the UPS guy drop it off?  I suppose I will just have to wait and see, but until then I would like to think that the UPS guy will drop it off in a box, because mummy likes getting presents in the mail and me and Twiggy like to intimidate the UPS guy!  So, on Saturday, once again, mummy and daddy had a busy day planned, which meant, for me, more time for me to think about my Corgi Capers, again can’t divulge too much but just remember bananas can walk!  First, mummy and daddy went and saw a movie with my ya-ya.  They went to Harry Potter 7.2.  Mummy really liked it, except she wanted to know why at the end that no one ended up as a teacher.   I dunno, because I am a corgi, but I do know that they should rename it to Harry PAWter!!!  Woof, Woof!!!  After the movie they were off once again to a surprise birthday party for one of their friends, Timothy.  I have met Timothy and he is really nice, so I think he deserved a surprise party…but where was my ice cream cake, huh?!  While at the party they had some kittens and mummy really wanted to bring one home but daddy would not let her.  Daddy said that our house is a zoo as it is and that we don’t need anymore animals.  I would like to think that our house is not a zoo, but a house with 2 kitties, 1 corgi and 1 crazy stoopid corgi!!!  Woof, woof!  Nah, I really do like Twiggy, no matter how much I comment on her craziness, there are just times, well, more so than not, that she is crazy and stoopid!  Oh, well, she is my seester and I do luvs her, I suppose.  (Mummy says I have to be nice to Twiggy)  So, after Saturday is Sunday and as most Sundays in my house it is a lazy day.  Mummy did her usual lounging to recoup from the weekend, and daddy was up and working on the house, as he cannot sit still too long.  He must take after me on that one!  Daddy was working on painting more of the outside of the house.  There is still so much painting left to do, but with mummy in her current state she cannot paint so it is left up to daddy, so it is taking awhile.  Maybe, I could help paint!  Yes, I can cover Twiggy in paint and chase her towards the house, and then she would get paint on it and, yes, yes I am going to suggest this to daddy tonight!  But, for right now, I live in a half brown half blue house.  I kinda like the mismatchiness, it makes our house unique!  Ok, who am I kidding I can’t tell because of my lack of seeing color, but I like to think that I know the difference between blue and brown.  All in all it is still the same house, with air and a roof and that is all that matters for me, oh and FOOD, me luvs food!  So, after daddy was done painting for the day, you see it was extremely hot outside so he was only able to get it primed and 1-coated, he came in and took the rest of the night off.  This made mummy happy because she was finally getting to spend some time with daddy, but of course it made me happy too because I got to play with daddy and then step all over him!  Oh, and one amazing thing happened…well at least mummy thought it was amazing, DADDY MADE DINNER!!!!  You see, daddy never cooks, why you may ask, well that is because he doesn’t know how.  Mummy is slowly trying to teach him, so that when baby gets here he can help out by making dinner if need be, plus mummy thinks it would be nice once in a while if daddy would make her a nice dinner…hint hint, as she likes to tell him.  But, yes, daddy made spaghetti!  I luvs spaghetti!  I luvs licking up the plate when everyone is done eating, nommie nom noms!  So, after daddy was done with dinner it was time to watch my new obsession, mummy has gotten me hooked on this show called Big Brother.  It is very interesting, the hoomins on that show are all crazy, even crazier than Twiggy, and that is hard to do!  But, I luvs it.  I look forward to it just as I do the Bachlorette, now don’t let the name fool you, and have you think of me of less than the manliest corgi, but it is very interesting and entertaining.  Somehow my mummy always gets me caught up into these reality shows.  I really think it is because I don’t have thumbs, therefore I cannot really be in control of the remote so mummy always gets to pick what we watch, but somehow I always get sucked into these reality shows.  One last thing before I head back to my normal life, I would like to inform everyone that daddy and mummy are on a kickball team, yes you heard me right, a kickball team!  Ok, well that is not the news, and for you non-furry hoomins out there, NO mummy is not actually playing she is a co-captain and has played that past few years but due to baby hoomin she had to sit out this season, but anyways their team did really good this year…they actually won a few games, WOOF!  I went and watched one night, the big giant rolling red ball really intrigued me and I desperately tried to get out onto the field to EAT it!  Mummy was having no such thing happen, so finally I gave up and sat on the bleachers with her, well I sprawled out she just sat there.   After the game I did get my chance to go out on the field, mummy semi let me loose so that I could run the bases and chase the big red ball, it was a good time, but unfortunately due to the extreme heat the past few weeks I have not been able to go back, so maybe daddy will get me a big red ball so that I can play kickball at home, and maybe even let Twiggy join in for a bit!  Ah, who am I kidding, Twiggy doesn’t really play fetch so more or less just plays who can get there faster and then runs away from whatever object we are chasing at the time.  But, back to mummy and daddy and kickball, anyways, next week is the final week, they are going into the last game in 5^th place, which is really good for their team, considering it is out of 10 teams, and the last few years they have only won about 1 game a season…I think they did so well because mummy was co-captaining and being awesome, like me, and because I got to go so I gave them good luck!  Yes, yes, that is why they are doing sooooo  well!  Ok, so now that I have caught you up on every little thing that has been going on, I am going to head off of here and go chase me some kitties and Twiggy!  Until our next encounter, Woof Woof and Wiggle Wiggle!!!