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Hello Everyone!  I would like to start off by introducing myself and telling you allllll, I mean a little :) about myself.  My name is Sir Pancake Duke of Spamalot!  But, my hoomins call me Pancake for short, unless they are being proper and having to bow down to me then they will refer to me with my royal name!  I am a 4 1/2 year old Pembroke Welsh Corgi, I am a boy (man of the house!) don't let the name fool you and I am tan and white...I am the cutest, most awesomest Corgi I know!!!!  I have 3 sisters, a grey and black striped tabby cat named Willow (we have been together since the beginning, and for some reason she likes to be called WeWhoa, weird kitty), a black cat named Jinx (or Dinxie as my hoomins sometimes call her, don't understand that one), and finally my STOOPID CRAZY sister Twiggy!  She is a Pembroke Welsh Corgi like me, but she is a tri-color and not near as sophisticated as me!  She is the baby of the group at a mere 1 1/2ish.  Anyways, back to me!  Woof!!!  In my short life I have moved a few times due to my people, my mummy and daddy (Amie and Adam).  My mummy was still in college when me and Willow came around so after she graduated we moved in with my ya-ya (grammy, crazy hoomins) and grampy for awhile and then to a rental house for awhile and now we are in our big permanent home, which as 3 1/2 acres of pure excitement!!!  I have been in my newest home for a little over 2 years now, and I have loved nearly every moment of it...except one time, well I loved this my hoomins did not.  Let me take you back to that...it was a Fall morning in 2009, my days run together so I don't know the exact day, but my mummy had put me out on my zipline and when she came back to get me I WAS GONE!!!  Luckily daddy was home that day so they started looking for me, and they looked everywhere!  Remember I told you I live on 3 1/2 acres, and that is not including the neighbors!!!  Anyways, they couldn't find me and they had been looking for at least an hour or in puppy time like an eternity!  Sooooo, mummy had to call into work to say she lost me, and then she called my ya-ya so that she could come help...it was like they had a search party out for me!!!  Ok, Ok they did!  Anyways, about 5 minutes after my ya-ya got there I emerged!!!!  I was down in the ravine....did I mention that?  I not only have acres to run a-muck on but I also have a HUGE ravine in my backyard!!!!  I LUVS!!!  So, I come trotting down the road like nothing happened and my hoomins were very excited to see me!  But, also upset with me because I had escaped, but were just happy to have me back...I mean a woof or a raccoon or a falcon or a dinosaur could have eated me!  Well, maybe not the dinosaur or falcon, yes maybe the dinosaur, but definately a raccoon, yes a raccoon they scare me much scarier than a dinosaur!  When I got back I had to get a bath because I was covered in mud and water and dirt!  Which that was no fun because, though I do not hate baths I do not enjoy them either...I feel as though my soul is being taken away from me when I am being bathed, but afterwards it hops right back into my little body and then I am full of pep again!  So, in my short life that has been about the extent of my hardships, other than that I just have to deal with my stoopid sister Twiggy on a daily basis...dunno why my hoomins thought it was a good idea to get her, I think she came from some foreign country called IOWA, so they felt sorry for her, kinda like Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt, and thought that they needed to adopt a foreigner, I dunno, but what I do know is that she is one crazy pup!  So, just a little more about myself because this is about me!  In my little puppy life I have done a lot, like I said I have moved 4 times, I was a radio personality...my mummy was a radio DJ while in college and she would take me with her sometimes and I would go on-air, I even predicted the super bowl winner in 2008, I was right!  I have been in the newspaper.  I mostly lead a simple life of playing outside, eating and chasing stoopid crazy twiggy, but one time I was the lucky one and I got to go on vacation with my hoomins and ya-ya and grampy, we went to Gatlinburg, TN, so many people and so many things to do!!!  I loved it and maybe I will go back one day when my hoomins have baby hoomins!  Speaking of baby hoomins, I don't know exactly what a baby hoomin is but from what my mummy tells me it is a miniature version of her and daddy, so something my size?!?!  But what I do know is that my mummy is going to have a baby hoomin in January, so I suppose then I will see what a baby hoomin is!  I think I have typed enough with my little paws today so until next time...woof woof and wiggle wiggle!