Why is that banana walking?!?!

Woof WOOF, everyone!  So, I have been having a wooferful past few days in my little puppy life!  This past weekend my mummy and daddy were super busy doing different stuff, so I, of course, was stuck at home with the kitties and Twiggy so that got me thinking……now imagine, if you will, me Sir Pancake as a K-9 Crusader!!!  Yeah, I could be the Corgi Caper, the one who defends the world from all furry evilness.  I have it all planned out, not only would I keep the world safe but I would get to wear a mask and a cape!  I, however, do not own a mask or a cape so mummy may have to buy me a set, but until then I can go undercover as a banana!  Everyone loves bananas, and no one would know that I was the Corgi Caper, I would just be a walking banana!!!  Yes, YES it will work!  Ok, so before I divulge anymore I suppose I should go back to updating what went on other than my imagination running amuk.  On Friday daddy had plans with his daddy so they went to a baseball game.  I would have luved to go.  I LUVS to chase me any type of round object, and a baseball would suffice just as much as the next!  Mummy always tells me that I could be the center fielder for the Cubs, and that if I was playing they would probably win the World Series!  Yeah, I bet they would…and if not I could always eat that stupid goat that put the curse on them!  But, daddy would disagree with mummy and say that I should play for the Cardinals with my mad skills.  You see, mummy is a cubbie fan and daddy is a cardinal fan so there is always a little bitter rivalry going on, but ultimately I prefer the cubs because my puppy butt resembles a bear butt, and those cardinals, well, I would rather eat one!  Anyways, while daddy was at the game mummy went and hung out with some of her friends.  When she got home she told me how she felt like the odd man out because both of her friends had their kids with them, and she did not, but then they reminded her that soon will be joining the club…I still dunno if I believe this or not, I mean were does this baby hoomin come from?  Is it going to magically appear?  Does it fall from the sky?  Does the UPS guy drop it off?  I suppose I will just have to wait and see, but until then I would like to think that the UPS guy will drop it off in a box, because mummy likes getting presents in the mail and me and Twiggy like to intimidate the UPS guy!  So, on Saturday, once again, mummy and daddy had a busy day planned, which meant, for me, more time for me to think about my Corgi Capers, again can’t divulge too much but just remember bananas can walk!  First, mummy and daddy went and saw a movie with my ya-ya.  They went to Harry Potter 7.2.  Mummy really liked it, except she wanted to know why at the end that no one ended up as a teacher.   I dunno, because I am a corgi, but I do know that they should rename it to Harry PAWter!!!  Woof, Woof!!!  After the movie they were off once again to a surprise birthday party for one of their friends, Timothy.  I have met Timothy and he is really nice, so I think he deserved a surprise party…but where was my ice cream cake, huh?!  While at the party they had some kittens and mummy really wanted to bring one home but daddy would not let her.  Daddy said that our house is a zoo as it is and that we don’t need anymore animals.  I would like to think that our house is not a zoo, but a house with 2 kitties, 1 corgi and 1 crazy stoopid corgi!!!  Woof, woof!  Nah, I really do like Twiggy, no matter how much I comment on her craziness, there are just times, well, more so than not, that she is crazy and stoopid!  Oh, well, she is my seester and I do luvs her, I suppose.  (Mummy says I have to be nice to Twiggy)  So, after Saturday is Sunday and as most Sundays in my house it is a lazy day.  Mummy did her usual lounging to recoup from the weekend, and daddy was up and working on the house, as he cannot sit still too long.  He must take after me on that one!  Daddy was working on painting more of the outside of the house.  There is still so much painting left to do, but with mummy in her current state she cannot paint so it is left up to daddy, so it is taking awhile.  Maybe, I could help paint!  Yes, I can cover Twiggy in paint and chase her towards the house, and then she would get paint on it and, yes, yes I am going to suggest this to daddy tonight!  But, for right now, I live in a half brown half blue house.  I kinda like the mismatchiness, it makes our house unique!  Ok, who am I kidding I can’t tell because of my lack of seeing color, but I like to think that I know the difference between blue and brown.  All in all it is still the same house, with air and a roof and that is all that matters for me, oh and FOOD, me luvs food!  So, after daddy was done painting for the day, you see it was extremely hot outside so he was only able to get it primed and 1-coated, he came in and took the rest of the night off.  This made mummy happy because she was finally getting to spend some time with daddy, but of course it made me happy too because I got to play with daddy and then step all over him!  Oh, and one amazing thing happened…well at least mummy thought it was amazing, DADDY MADE DINNER!!!!  You see, daddy never cooks, why you may ask, well that is because he doesn’t know how.  Mummy is slowly trying to teach him, so that when baby gets here he can help out by making dinner if need be, plus mummy thinks it would be nice once in a while if daddy would make her a nice dinner…hint hint, as she likes to tell him.  But, yes, daddy made spaghetti!  I luvs spaghetti!  I luvs licking up the plate when everyone is done eating, nommie nom noms!  So, after daddy was done with dinner it was time to watch my new obsession, mummy has gotten me hooked on this show called Big Brother.  It is very interesting, the hoomins on that show are all crazy, even crazier than Twiggy, and that is hard to do!  But, I luvs it.  I look forward to it just as I do the Bachlorette, now don’t let the name fool you, and have you think of me of less than the manliest corgi, but it is very interesting and entertaining.  Somehow my mummy always gets me caught up into these reality shows.  I really think it is because I don’t have thumbs, therefore I cannot really be in control of the remote so mummy always gets to pick what we watch, but somehow I always get sucked into these reality shows.  One last thing before I head back to my normal life, I would like to inform everyone that daddy and mummy are on a kickball team, yes you heard me right, a kickball team!  Ok, well that is not the news, and for you non-furry hoomins out there, NO mummy is not actually playing she is a co-captain and has played that past few years but due to baby hoomin she had to sit out this season, but anyways their team did really good this year…they actually won a few games, WOOF!  I went and watched one night, the big giant rolling red ball really intrigued me and I desperately tried to get out onto the field to EAT it!  Mummy was having no such thing happen, so finally I gave up and sat on the bleachers with her, well I sprawled out she just sat there.   After the game I did get my chance to go out on the field, mummy semi let me loose so that I could run the bases and chase the big red ball, it was a good time, but unfortunately due to the extreme heat the past few weeks I have not been able to go back, so maybe daddy will get me a big red ball so that I can play kickball at home, and maybe even let Twiggy join in for a bit!  Ah, who am I kidding, Twiggy doesn’t really play fetch so more or less just plays who can get there faster and then runs away from whatever object we are chasing at the time.  But, back to mummy and daddy and kickball, anyways, next week is the final week, they are going into the last game in 5^th place, which is really good for their team, considering it is out of 10 teams, and the last few years they have only won about 1 game a season…I think they did so well because mummy was co-captaining and being awesome, like me, and because I got to go so I gave them good luck!  Yes, yes, that is why they are doing sooooo  well!  Ok, so now that I have caught you up on every little thing that has been going on, I am going to head off of here and go chase me some kitties and Twiggy!  Until our next encounter, Woof Woof and Wiggle Wiggle!!!

Slacker

Hello woofing hoomins!  Tis I, Sir Pancake!  I feel like I have been slacking because I haven’t written anything this week, but there hasn’t been too much going on in my puppy life.  I have been up to my normal routine of getting up, going outside, running amuck, eating, playing, sleeping, lounging, rolling, chasing kitties and chasing crazy stooped Twiggy.  Speaking of Twiggy, she got sick last night.  Nothing to be scared of, but I guess she made some sort of mess in her cage Daddy said, so poor her has to lay on only 1 blanket today, WHICH IS MINE!…I still have 3 other blankets and my big pillow, so don’t worry about little ol’ me…Twiggy ate her pillow about a week after Mummy and Daddy got it for her, so she has been without that for awhile, but oh well I am sure she will survive, and maybe this means she won’t be trying to eat me today, one can only hope! :)  So, guess what?!?!  Mummy has a 3-day weekend!!!  Yeah, for me!  Oh, and Daddy too…that rarely happens!  So, I am one happy pup, but from the way Mummy is describing tomorrow she is not looking to forward to it.  You see Mummy went to the doctor last week and they made her drink some icky drink, she said it was sweet and gross….BUT I bet it was delicious and awesome, I luvs me all hoomin food!  Anyways, the next day the doctor called and told her that she failed, don’t know how you can fail a drinking test…well, unless you have been drinking drinking and then you drive and then some number is high so you fail, I learned this while watching all kinds of cop shows, you see, I am one sophisticated pup!  But, so after Mummy failed her test they said she has to come back tomorrow and do another one, only this time it is going to be twice as sweet and going to last for 3 hours, and she can’t eat anything for basically 16 hours, because she has to fast and then do the test and then she can eat, hope she doesn’t get sick…she said the baby hoomin is always making her sick, I still have yet to meet this baby hoomin, once I see it then I will believe it!  So, that is what my hoomins are doing tomorrow morning, while I will be stuck here at home, in my cage, sleeping.  Then tomorrow night Daddy is suppose to hang out with his dad and go to a baseball game and Mummy is suppose to go have dinner and maybe a movie with some of her friends.  Then the weekend will be a normal boring weekend I suppose, more of the same, sleeping, eating, playing, romping, chasing just whatever, but I am looking forward to it because it is the weekend which means extra hoomin time, and extra hoomin time is always awesome!  Anyways, that is all for now and to all my furry friends and woofing hoomins enjoy your weekend, because I sure will and remember Woof Woof and Wiggle Wiggle!

My Weekend! Woof!

Welcome back my fellow woofing followers!  It is me, Pancake!  So, this weekend was a holiday weekend.  Holiday weekends are always fun for me because my Mummy is always home, she luckily has a job that gives her those days off…I believe it is to stay home with us fur creatures, but she would probably disagree with me.  My Daddy, unfortunately, does not have that luxury like Mummy so he always complains that Mummy has every other day off it seems like and that he is always working…well it is true he is always working, but thankfully this last weekend it was his weekend off so he got to not only spend time with Mummy but with me!!!!  I am sure Mummy was happy too, because on the weekends that Daddy works me and Twiggy and Willow and Jinx tend to drive Mummy nuts after a few hours, but I can never put my paw on it as to why…something to ponder I suppose while I am waiting in my cage for my Mummy to come home.  But anyways, back to my adventuresome weekend!  It started off on Friday with Mummy having the day off, so I just played all morning and then Daddy got off early so when he got home we played some more!!!  I love me some Daddy time!  Mummy and Daddy headed out for a little bit, to get a late lunch and then run to the store for some necessasities….when Mummy and Daddy got back I heard all about how Mummy forget it was the 1^st of the month, along with it being a holiday weekend so they were in line longer than they were at the store….and mind you Mummy has not been feeling good at all so this did not make her happy, and when she got home I had to play with Stoopid Crazy Twiggy and Daddy because Mummy just wanted to rest…I hope she starts feeling better soon, I don’t like to see her feeling icky, I mean I can only cuddle so much and she doesn’t seem to like it when I try and walk on her belly, oh well.  So, on to Saturday!  Saturday was very eventful!  I got up, played outside, played inside helped Daddy work on one of the bedrooms upstairs…he was painting and putting up wainscoating…I was there supervising the air gun, barking at it to keep it in line!  Didn’t want it to try and attack anyone, well maybe Twiggy!  Mummy and Daddy had picked out paint colors a long time ago and this room is pink, Mummy keeps saying that she hopes this will be the baby hoomins room, but she keeps saying we will just have to wait and see…don’t know what that means, I mean I wouldn’t care what color my room was, but then again supposedly I am color blind.  Later that night, Mummy and Daddy left again and went to my ya-ya and Grampy’s house.  They were going to have dinner and then watch a new movie…Transformers 3.  This is one of Daddy’s favorite types of movies, Mummy says she deals with watching them because of Shia LeBouf, but I like to call him LeWoof!  When they got home, Daddy told me all about the movie but I could care less because it was past my puppy bedtime, so I decided to just eat a little and then conk back out for the night.  So, as in any normal weekend Sunday comes after Saturday.  Sunday was suppose to be a day of relaxation…I was going to lounge, eat, play…my normal but then I found out ya-ya and Grampy were coming!!!  Woof Woof!!!  They surprised me,  by coming and helping Mummy and Daddy with the house…well more like Daddy, because like I said Mummy has been feeling icky and doesn’t seem to do anything lately except for flop on the couch and move when she has too.  But, back to ya-ya and Grampy, they came down and ya-ya decided she wanted to powerwash the house and pull weeds.  Me and Stoopid Twiggy helped for a little bit, but Twiggy kept wanting to eat the powerwasher so we had to go back inside, which was fine because it was nice and cool in there and so was Mummy so I cuddled with her!  My Grampy was working on the garage door opener, you see about a month ago the garage door collapsed, wasn’t my fault!!!  I swear, although I wouldn’t put it past Twiggy on it being hers….Just saying!  Anyways, so he worked on that and Daddy was upstairs finishing the one bedroom, I decided to help once again by keeping the air gun in line, successful as usual!  After a few hours ya-ya and Grampy left my house and then 20 mins later Daddy’s phone rang and it was ya-ya, weird I thought.  Daddy came and told us that ya-ya and Grampy had been in an accident so we had to go get them!  I was super scared and Mummy wouldn’t let me go with them to make sure everything was fine.  Later when they got home Mummy told me all about it.  Grampy was driving like he was suppose to and some guy didn’t see him and started going and ended up hitting the backside of the drivers side!  It ripped the tire off of the rim and shredded it a big, broke the tail light and bent up the back end!  The impact caused ya-ya and Grampy to do a full 360 in the middle of the road but Grampy was able to back the truck into the ditch before anyone else could hit them.  No one was hurt, thankfully and the poor dude that hit them most likely lost his license because he had just gotten a speeding ticket a month earlier.  I am happy that my ya-ya and Grampy were good, because without them I would be super sad!  Well, after that crazy interference in my life all was back to normal…Daddy busy to work and Mummy icky on the couch…one of these days I will make her feel better, but I know that just putting a smile on her face is helping!  One last thing…I got in trouble today!!!!  Mummy came home for lunch and let me and Stoopid Crazy Twiggy out as usual and then we decided to be michievious and go see what the neighbors were up too and decided that we could no longer hear, and that I was no longer Pancake but Sir Cous Cous and Twiggy must have renamed herself too, probably to Dummy, anyways we disobeyed Mummy and wouldn’t come back and she ended up chasing us all around the neighbors , into the garage, outside just everywhere finally Twiggy obeyed and followed Mummy home, but I had other plans!  Woof Woof.  I decided to act like I was coming and then when Mummy was almost to the porch I darted back to the neighbors!!!  Woof Woof!  Needless to say, Mummy was not happy that the neighbor had to bring me home since I wouldn’t listen to her!  So, now here I am at home waiting for Mummy to come home and let me back out!  Maybe I will be Pancake once again, or the bad Sir Cous Cous when Mummy returns…we shall see!!!  Woof Woof and Wiggle Wiggle!!!