Slacker

Hello woofing hoomins!  Tis I, Sir Pancake!  I feel like I have been slacking because I haven’t written anything this week, but there hasn’t been too much going on in my puppy life.  I have been up to my normal routine of getting up, going outside, running amuck, eating, playing, sleeping, lounging, rolling, chasing kitties and chasing crazy stooped Twiggy.  Speaking of Twiggy, she got sick last night.  Nothing to be scared of, but I guess she made some sort of mess in her cage Daddy said, so poor her has to lay on only 1 blanket today, WHICH IS MINE!…I still have 3 other blankets and my big pillow, so don’t worry about little ol’ me…Twiggy ate her pillow about a week after Mummy and Daddy got it for her, so she has been without that for awhile, but oh well I am sure she will survive, and maybe this means she won’t be trying to eat me today, one can only hope! :)  So, guess what?!?!  Mummy has a 3-day weekend!!!  Yeah, for me!  Oh, and Daddy too…that rarely happens!  So, I am one happy pup, but from the way Mummy is describing tomorrow she is not looking to forward to it.  You see Mummy went to the doctor last week and they made her drink some icky drink, she said it was sweet and gross….BUT I bet it was delicious and awesome, I luvs me all hoomin food!  Anyways, the next day the doctor called and told her that she failed, don’t know how you can fail a drinking test…well, unless you have been drinking drinking and then you drive and then some number is high so you fail, I learned this while watching all kinds of cop shows, you see, I am one sophisticated pup!  But, so after Mummy failed her test they said she has to come back tomorrow and do another one, only this time it is going to be twice as sweet and going to last for 3 hours, and she can’t eat anything for basically 16 hours, because she has to fast and then do the test and then she can eat, hope she doesn’t get sick…she said the baby hoomin is always making her sick, I still have yet to meet this baby hoomin, once I see it then I will believe it!  So, that is what my hoomins are doing tomorrow morning, while I will be stuck here at home, in my cage, sleeping.  Then tomorrow night Daddy is suppose to hang out with his dad and go to a baseball game and Mummy is suppose to go have dinner and maybe a movie with some of her friends.  Then the weekend will be a normal boring weekend I suppose, more of the same, sleeping, eating, playing, romping, chasing just whatever, but I am looking forward to it because it is the weekend which means extra hoomin time, and extra hoomin time is always awesome!  Anyways, that is all for now and to all my furry friends and woofing hoomins enjoy your weekend, because I sure will and remember Woof Woof and Wiggle Wiggle!